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Could socialmode.com be the next breakout on the Interwebs?

Social Mode Crushes Traffic Expectations

Social Mode Crushes Traffic Expectations

Be part of the dream!  Comment!  Suggest! Link to us!  Put us on Digg!

hahahah!

Is kinda nice to see some traffic, even though all the money goes to WordPress.com right now.

Oh well.

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Talk about language.  For the longest time I had a post up about ICanHasCheezburger.com.  It gets more steady traffic than most of my other posts.  After quick research, it’s because this blog is listed 4th on google for “I can haz cheezburger.”  This was quite hilarious to me.

Funny thing is… and, I mean, really funny if you’re into this sort of Interwebs thing, I actually misspelled it!  It’s “I can HAS cheezburger.”

Why is this funny?

Because the whole damn gimmick for LOLCATS is internet speak and misspellings.  Where this fits into grand scheme of language and humor, beats me!  misspelling a misspelling is pretty hilarious.  Especially when you consider this misspelling and interwebs language twist/inside joke gets over 12,000,000 visitors a month still.

Yes, as I said in an earlier post today, it’s Monday!

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Web Coder’s Congressional Testimony

Hired Code Slinger: You want answers?
Congressman: I think I’m entitled to them.
Hired Code Slinger: You want answers?
Congressman: I want the truth!

Hired Code Slinger: You can’t handle the truth!  Son, we live in a world that has web sites. And those web sites have products and services that must be refreshed with code every damn second.  Who’s gonna do it?  You?!  You, Congressman?   I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for news updates and you curse porn. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that porn traffic, while illegal, out-sells everything else I try to do on the Internet.  And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, makes everything on the Internet happen… You don’t want the truth because deep down, in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that keyboard. You need me on that keyboard. We use words like bomb, socket, mash-up…we use these words as the backbone to a life spent providing you with content. You use ’em in a punch line!  I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain my work ethic to a man who rises and falls asleep to the sound bites of Britney Spears or Anna Nicole Smith clips I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it!  I’d rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a laptop and code-up. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!

Congressman: Did you order the code released?
Hired Code Slinger: (quietly) I did the job you need me to do.
Congressman: Did you order the code released!?
Hired Code Slinger: You’re goddamn right I did!!

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